No, but maybe there ought to be. Watch this video of a security crew watching as a mall patron walks right into a fountain while immersed in texting. This was making its way around the web Friday, as a time killer before 5PM. Slightly disturbing is the idea that security personnel spend their days drinking coffee and making snarky comments on the stuff they see on on the security cam.
Category Archives: Funny
World’s Newest OLDEST dad is 94 (video)
All it takes, apparently, for this level of fertility, not to mention longevity, is a daily diet of three litres of milk, half a kilo of almonds and half a kilo ghee (clarified butter). Ramajit Raghav and his wife Shakuntala, 59, gave birth to their son Karamjit in November 2010.
The proud father, who was a wrestler in his youth, puts his virility down to his high-calorie diet.
“I had visited a quack in the village and he gave me some tablets but I didn’t take them and threw them away.”
Humor: Five crummy gifts you shouldn’t give dad this year
Maybe you think you have it all figured out, but any of the following items are on your list, you’re probably only going to get a fake smile from your dad when he opens it. Unless, of course, you’re the favorite daughter, in which case you’ll get a nice pat on the head, even if you’re 40 years old.
1. Stuff you want. Nothing shows how little you care like buying a gift for yourself and wrapping it up for someone else to open and then share with you. This includes chocolate or wine that you expect will get opened and passed after all the gifts are opened. It also includes CDs or DVDs that you want to “introduce” your spouse or dad to, but which you secretly want to rip to your own machine.
2. Exercise class. Giving a gift certificate to the gym is just a more complicated way to say “fatty.” Of course, you want it to say that you care, but maybe it’s something you should agree to do together after the holiday.
Ideas for building a house that is fun for kids
When you were a kid, didn’t you dream of the kind of house and life you would have when you had the means and liberty to run your life. … Surprisingly, if you are renovating a house, or building one from scratch, there is precious little to help provide ideas for that kind of house. … Some of us grew up along the way, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun, or at least create a space for our kids to have fun. … Roof turret: Imagine a small bubble or space that allows 1 (or 2) people to sit and look at view from roof from the unimpeded area of one corner of the house. … When I went looking for ideas like this, I found very little, but there must be designers out there making spectacular living spaces for kids, and the kid in all of us.
Review: Toy Story 3 DVD
The studio sent us a preview copy of Toy Story 3. I’ve been waiting a few months since both my son and I missed the theatrical release and my daughter has been raving about it. The family was not disappointed.
First of all, we do not have 3D, but we did spring for a Blu-Ray player after our old DVD gave out a few months ago. Since Netflix doesn’t do Blu-Ray, this was actually my first time watching, and it was undeniably clearer. This is one beautiful movie, in terms of color and clarity.
As for the plot, I have to admit to being somewhat cynical. I can be very sentimental, but I found most of Toy Story 2 to be lachrymose to the extreme, and I found myself anxious for it to end. Having heard that Toy Story 3 was also “emotional,” I wasn’t looking forward to a big tear-fest. Lucky for me, this movie is anything but. As many of the reviews have said, this movie starts in the middle of the action and keeps going for the next 90 out of 100 minutes.
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