My friend told me when she was pregnant a little kid asked her if she had a basketball in her belly. ;0p

i would love to win this 2.

My cousin's husband fainted when he found out aboutmy cousin's pregnancy

My cousin's husband fainted when he found out aboutmy cousin's pregnancy

I had had the baby and it was time to breastfeed. I had a c-section so I was a little more than loopy. Well, to be honest I did not what page was on. The doctor brings the bay to me and i am completely oblivious to whats going on. The doctor holds the baby and my hubby holds my boob. I still get kidded to this day about that lovely moment.

The funniest thing is the realization that I was completely naked on the operating table for my CS and a ton of people were standing around.

Someone said "I didn't know you were pregnant." I wasn't.

With my first I thought for sure my water had broke so we rushed down to the hospital... Nope, sac still intact. Talk about embarrassing! They sent me home and I had to explain to all the people I had excitedly called up that my water didn't break, I just peed myself without knowing it!!

Someone said "I didn't know you were pregnant." I wasn't.

My husband thought it was funny when I was giving birth to our first that the doctor had a game with the staff at guessing the weight of the child before birth...and it was an on-call doctor. I don't recall much of this! :-)

My friend got so grossed out when his wife gave birth he vomited.

funniest thing is when I went to cypress gardens and sat on the water fountain and made it tip over and I got all wet

funniest thing is when I went to cypress gardens and sat on the water fountain and made it tip over and I got all wet

The funniest pregnancy-related story I ever heard was from my sister, who when preganant with her first child back in 1987, got called "Baby Hippo" by her husband because of the size of her stomach.
I used "Baby Hippo" on my wife when she was pregnant with our daughter 4 years ago and promptly got slapped.
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On the ultrasound they told me that my baby was a boy. When I had a girl everyone started making jokes about what the baby was doing to fool the doctor. Can you guess what they said?

The first glimpse we had of our twins on ultrasound at 13 weeks was very memorable. After watching them move around in awe one sucker punched the other right in the head!

After losing my dad and sister recently, I like to surprise my mom with stuff like this to make her laugh, plus she collects dvds.

One of my friends had an ultrasound and the doctor showed her that her baby was sitting up crosslegged perfectly straight and sucking its thumb. We cracked up!

Not the funniest story, but my brother got so excited when his wife was giving birth he ran into the door and gave himself a black eye. All the pictures of him with the baby have him looking like he was in a fight.

This movie is Funny!

I think it is funny when people find out the sex of the baby, but when they actually have the baby it is the opposite sex! That is why I chose not to find out.

I have been wanting to see this since I heard about it! i would love to win it :)

I don't know a funny one. How sad is that? I know about my neighbor's daughter who didn't tell her mom she was pregnant until she was in labor. She just looked like she gained weight. It was quite the rush going out and getting last minute diapers and everything. Not particularly responsible on the daughter's part.

There’s a story that I heard in med school about this morbidly obese woman who came to her OB/GYN for a prenatal check up. The woman was so obese the doctors and nurses were at a loss for how exactly she got pregnant so they finally asked her. With a huge smile on her face she said, “Well each of my brothers held the opposite ends of a broom which was used to hold my stomach fat up. Each of my parents held a leg and then my husband came in and did the deed.” If that doesn’t convince you to lose weight I don’t know what will!

Funniest story I've heard is our friends who thought they couldn't get pregnant (the woman had had a tubal ligation) and she ended up pregnant! But they ended up being very happy about it in the end!

i want to win

My sisternlaw had her baby and pepole kept asking her when was the baby due, And the baby was like 3 months old.

I was SO sick during my first pregnancy and missed my coffee. When hubby asked what I wanted after baby's birth...I said a nice cup of coffee from Dunkin Donuts. The man walked in with the biggest cup of "light, 2 sugars" I had ever seen in my life...he said they made the cup especially for me...(lol...I know in fact, I had simply never ordered a cup that big). I sucked it down so fast...and for a good 10 minutes, I was in my own little Coffee World...husband says he has never seen me so content.

Thanks for the chance.

never seen it

LOOKS LIKE A GREAT MOIVE, WOULD LOVE TO OWN IT

my mom didn't know she was pregnant with me until my birth
i don't understand it either

The only story that i have is when my brother and my sister-in-law had my nephew, my brother and my mom thought my sister-in-law would be sleeping after she gave birth and they walked into her room and there she was smoking. I hope that im added to this contest.

Mine was congratulating my sons' teacher on being pregnant...she wasn't.

I would like to see this movie

I've been wanting to see this!!!

looks like a cute movie by the reviews and previews!!!!!

funniest well, the water breaking while at a buffet and she figured keep on eating, she has time..and besides she would have enough if she threw up, etc

This looks like a good movie.

the best pregnancy stories I've heard always deal with throwing up in weird situations from morning sickness!
looks like a funny movie!

Looks good. Please enter me & thanks!

i would love to win this