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Quotes on Parenting

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Dr. Howard Bennett   Print
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The way I look at it, if my kids are still alive at the end of the day, Iíve done my job.
óRosanne Barr

For me, parenting is like dieting. Every day, I wake up filled with resolve and good intentions, perfection in view, and every day I somehow stray from the path. The difference is, with dieting I usually make it to lunch.
óMarion Winik

There are three stages in a parentís lifeónutrition, dentition, and tuition.
óMarcelene Cox

Kids arenít easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex.
óBill Maher

Itís illegal in forty-seven states to leave a child in a rest room during a family vacation and pretend it was a mistake.
óErma Bombeck

I never understood why late afternoon is called ďArsenic Hour.Ē Are you supposed to take it yourself or give it to your kids?
óMandy Katz

I used to worry about losing my husband to another woman. Now, Iím more afraid of losing my nanny to another woman.
óSybil Adelman

Parenting requires patience, endurance, forgiveness, understanding. And if the children arenít willing to do that, itís going to be tough.
óGene Perret

For years, my husband and I advocated separate vacations. But the kids kept finding us.
óErma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
óErma Bombeck

The thing to remember about fathers is, theyíre men.
óPhyllis McGinley 
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