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Dad Quotes about Sex after Children

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After kids, everything changes. We’re having sex about every three months. If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes are due. And if it’s oral sex, I know it’s time to renew my driver’s license.
Ray Romano

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield

Each Valentine’s Day, I am reminded of jellybeans in a jar: “Before you get married, put a jellybean in a jar each time you do it. After you’re married, take one out each time. You’ll never empty that jar.”
Claire Carroll

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
The movie CLUE

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By Tom,   From London
We have an 8 week old boy and started back on the sex 2 weeks ago, never better. I put it all down to supporting each other and true equality in our relationship. Two things which are hard to achieve and impossible be happy without.

By david,   From portsmouth
There's sex after kids???? no one told me!!!!!!!!!!

By Vinny,   From Manahawkin
Mom wants it....and so does dad...sounds good to me!!!

By tony,   From rockwall
chocolate, spontaneous kisses, staying in shape, helping around house and with the kids- do these and watch

By janice,   From redwood city
what if the mom wants it and the dad doesnt!

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