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Dad Quotes about Sex after Children

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After kids, everything changes. We’re having sex about every three months. If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes are due. And if it’s oral sex, I know it’s time to renew my driver’s license.
Ray Romano

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen


There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield


Each Valentine’s Day, I am reminded of jellybeans in a jar: “Before you get married, put a jellybean in a jar each time you do it. After you’re married, take one out each time. You’ll never empty that jar.”
Claire Carroll


Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain


Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

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