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Top 10 Things Dads Never Say to Their Wives
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Dads may love to talk on a lot of subjects. But there are some things dads will never say to their wives.

1. Honey, I think we're lost. Let's just pull into this gas station and ask for directions.

2. No. Let's just lie here and cuddle.

3. You've changed enough diapers today. Let me get this one.

4. Let's watch Dr. Phil - maybe we can learn some things about how to communicate better.

5. No, I didn't notice how big the new nanny's breasts are.

6. Tell me more about your girlfriend's sister-in-law and her fertility issues.

7. Let me hold your purse while you grab the baby.

8. I agree. I love my Porsche, but the mini-van is far more practical.

9. Here honey. You use the remote.

10. I can't wait to see "Sex in the city - the Movie!"

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By Paul,   From San Francisco
I wrote these, so it's not from an email, though I have seen things like these as well. Several of these come from personal experience (and I won't say which ones!)
Paul (Editor)

By Jenn,   From Somewhere
I received this as an email some time back and thought it was cute.

 
 
 
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