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Kids' Funny Ideas about Kissing

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What do kids think about kissing?

When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour.
- Wendy, age 8

You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
- Jim, age 10

Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.
- Kally, age 9

I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses.
- Gina, age 8

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do.- Howard, age 8

(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!
- Boy, age 6

How a person learns to kiss?

You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.
- Doug, age 7

It might help to watch soap operas all day.
- Carin, age 9

You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls.
- Julia, age 7

When is it okay to kiss someone?

It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it.
- Jean, age 10

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission.
- Roger, age 6

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