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What a Woman Wants in a Man

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When it comes to men, what exactly are women looking for? Here's a humorous look at what a woman wants in her man.

What I Want In A Man, Original List (at age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want In A Man, Revised List (at age 32)

1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want In A Man, Revised List (at age 42)

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I m in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends

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	By Samantha, From Chicago Man's List at 22: A 21 year old drunk co-ed to have sex with. Man's List at 32: A 21 year old drunk co-ed to have sex with. Man's List at 42: A 21 year old drunk co-ed to have sex with. By Stan, From Philadelphia CCs comment has me chuckling uncontrollably. If she hasn't met "Mr Right already, she may be lonely for a LONG time! I've met some women who prefer Neanderthals ... By CC, From Denver Very sad. Settling for such a loser @42 says much about you. Your description of a man of 22 should be your minimum. Insist on it!!!

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