Why do Men Die First?

Sounds like somebody got the shitty relationship they deserve. It takes two. And I want YOU to shave YOUR legs.

Haha Anon. No smack, no sammich. :D

@Jabroney

The e-mail was likely forwarded to them by someone who read and enjoyed it. How often are articles like this sent directly from the source?

@Zach

You should learn to write properly yourself. Semicolons are only used to separate two related independent clauses. You should have used a comma. The word "that" should be placed between "just" and 'I.' "Same exact" is redundant. The Grammar Nazi isn't so fun when you're on the receving end, is it?

You forgot "If you smack a b*tch...you're abusive. If you don't...you won't get a sandwich." ;)

See, I say it to my friends again and again. There are reasons I'm gay. And these are several.

If you're really concerned about who submitted this, why not just reply to the email, smarty?

Learn to write properly; not use a ton of ellipses.
Also, this has been said tons of times---Not that I disagree. It's just I heard the same exact thing when I was six years old.