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Funny Kids Answers

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A teacher gave her fourth-grade students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked    them   to provide    original endings for each one. Here are some examples of what they submitted:

  • As you shall make your bed so shall you...........Mess it up.
  • Better be safe than...........Punch a 5th grader.
  • Strike while the...........Bug is close.
  • Don't bite the hand that...........Looks dirty.
  • A miss is as good as a...........Mister.
  • You can't teach an old dog new...........Math.
  • The pen is mightier than the...........Pigs.
  • An idle mind is...........The best way to relax.
  • Happy the bride who...........Gets all the presents.
  • A penny saved is...........Not worth much.
  • Two's company, three's...........The Musketeers.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind...........Get out of the way.
  • Where there's smoke, there's...........Pollution.
  • Children should be seen and not...........Spanked or grounded.
  • A rolling stone...........Plays the guitar.
  • A bird in the hand is...........A real mess.
  • No news is...........No newspaper.
  • No news is.............................Impossible.
  • It's better to light one candle than to.............................Waste electricity.
  • It's always darkest just before.............................I open my eyes.
  • It's always darkest before.............................Daylight savings time.
  • It's always darkest before.............................9:30 p.m.
  • You have nothing to fear but............................homework.
  • If you can't stand the heat.............................Don't start the fireplace.
  • If you can't stand the heat.............................Go swimming.
  • Never put off 'til tomorrow what you.............................Should have done yesterday.
  • Never put off 'til tomorrow what...........you put on to go to bed.
  • Never underestimate the power of...........Termites.
  • If you lie down with the dogs...........You'll stink in the morning.
  • The squeaking wheel gets...........Annoying.
  • We have nothing to fear but...........Our principal.
  • To err is human...........To eat a muskrat is not.
  • I think, therefore I...........Get a headache.
  • Better to light a candle than to...........Light an explosive.
  • Early to bed and early to rise...........Is first in the bathroom.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a...........Blister.
  • There is nothing new under the...........Bed.
  • The grass is always greener...........When you leave the sprinkler on.
  • The grass is always greener...........When you put manure on it.
  • Don't count your chickens...........It takes too long.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...........You have to blow your nose.
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and...........Someone yells, "Shut up!"
  • You can lead a horse to water but...........How?
  • Love all, trust...........Me.
  • None are so blind as...........Helen Keller.
  • If at first you don't succeed...........Get new batteries.

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