These are charming "quotes" by kids on how the world works. Some seem
almost too good to be true, or written by real-life kids. However, it never
ceases to amaze us the wise words that kids can say and if they aren't real
quotes, they definitely could be.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 8
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 10
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Never try to baptize a cat.
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9
Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 10
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 11
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, Age 11
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, Age 10
Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11
Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 9
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.
Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 9
Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8
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