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Funny Answers From Students On Music Exams

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Here are some funny answers from students on music exams:     
  • The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

  • Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

  • Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

  • All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

  • Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

  • Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

  • A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

  • Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

  • Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

  • A harp is a nude piano.

  • Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.

  • I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

  • My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

  • Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

  • Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.
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