Put this in the category of “things I don’t need but might imagine I do” and then forget it

Maybe it’s just that I’m a guy, but my little boy never, ever peed at me during the literally hundreds of times I changed him. Maybe I was just lucky, or maybe he was obeying an unwritten and genetically coded rule. That’s for others to comment on. These things, however, are completely unnecessary unless used to scare new moms of little boys about the hazards of fire hose-ery. The same thing can be accomplished by sticking the diaper over his little weiner and finishing your business. Pee-Pee Teepees at Uncommon Goods.com. $12!