Another candidate for “Worst Dad of the year,” this guy just couldn’t resist a little tickle of the delivery nurse as his wife was being wheeled into the delivery room. This guy was sentenced to six months in the pokey, and missed out on the delivery as he was hauled away.
The defense attorney claimed his client was prone to blackouts. What man can’t say he isn’t “prone to crazed sex blackouts,” but, really…? Outside the delivery room?! I can safely say that that is one day that most dads have very few, if any, thoughts about sex. And that’s true for even the sexy nurse fantasists among us.